21 New Marketing Jokes for Unprecedented Times

By Joshua Nite

Pug dog wearing a sweater and 2021 sunglasses image.

Bulldog wearing a sweater and 2021 sunglasses image.

Why write jokes about marketing? 

Why write, to be specific, 101 jokes about marketing over the last five years?

I came to marketing from the comedy world, and was genuinely surprised back then at how little personality there was in B2B content. Back in 2015, people were still asking whether B2B marketing could be funny — whether it would torpedo a serious brand to come out with humorous content.

Now we’ve finally admitted that B2B buyers like to laugh just like everyone else. And we’re seeing that humor can be a powerful way to bring people together. Used the right way, it can illustrate the shared human experiences that unite us all, showing that our trials and triumphs make us more alike than we are different.

Will this post serve to remind marketers of the universal nature of the human condition?

It will not.

But it will hopefully give you a chuckle, or at least a groan or two. And I consider that a public service.

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21 New B2B Marketing Jokes 

I added one more joke this time — for some reason, the number 20 just seems cursed now. Can’t imagine why.

  1. What did the SEO specialist name his twin boys?
    Canonical and Duplicate Content.
  2. What audience do pirate B2B marketers target?
    The SEA Suite!
  3. Did you hear about the fisherman who became an Instagram influencer?
    His Stories aren’t great, but his Reels are fantastic!
  4. I have a great uniform for video calls: Button-down shirt and tie on top, but comfy camouflage sweatpants on the bottom.
    I call ‘em my “Zoom Fatigues.”
  5. I got a job doing SEO for a cherry picking company.
    We’re not doing great on Google, but we’re killing it on Bing!
  6. Why did the marketer get nauseated at the fair?
    He insisted on eating a full funnel cake.
  7. I’m developing a new energy drink for B2B influencers.
    We don’t sell it in 12-ounce cans — it comes in thought liters.
  8. I’m also developing an energy drink for B2B buying committees.
    You can’t buy a 6-pack  — it comes in a business case wrapped in white paper.
  9. Did you hear about the marketer who had to raise awareness for a fencing company?
    She started by sponsoring posts.
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    Source:: Top Rank Blog

          

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